11 January 2019

Dear Bitches, STOP Calling yourself a "DOG MOM"! You are a PET OWNER/COWARD!

well ladies and gentlemen welcome to the

Michael Anderson show it's your host with the most it's been a long week I have been in absentia for a week and a half I have not had any inspiration at all I've had things that I wanted to talk about but I've had no inspiration okay and so I just haven't made any videos I have not been feeling good I've fallen back on promises of making particular types of videos and I feel very bad about this but today you know I have this sort of deep-seated anxiety for the past at least year it's been very stressful um business has been going shitty and then also I'm developing this enterprise level software let me tell you a little bit about it the software is called snap sync okay and I am launching it I don't know when probably in the next six months or something like that it's very complicated it is a syncing software for e-commerce companies and it's very very cool but it's very hard to find developers for this stuff most developers are shit and my developer has devised that we're trying to build this dashboard that's basically the interface where people are gonna be able to log in

and manage their data and stuff like that it's costing me a shitload of money see I've spent tens and tens and tens and tens of thousands of dollars on this shit it's crazy right just hired a developer out of Saudi Arabia and the reason we did that is not because I wouldn't want to hire American but I have no choice because I need to find somebody who can specifically do this kind of job no matter where they're from they have to be able to do a very very very very specific job and no matter what country we seem to be looking for people are bullshitting us about their skills and mostly we're getting people from like overseas that are applying for whatever particular reason don't ask me why um anyways you guys so I want to talk about something so I've been on tinder because I'm single alright and listen ladies I want some children okay I just turned 30 years old I look fantastic I need some fucking babies in the next five years so I'm looking for a curvacious woman not fat no thick in the 1950s classical sense of curvy right not a bbw okay not a feminist thick okay I don't want your fat nasty curvy ass all

over me and since I'm not gonna be meeting anybody on YouTube I can be very explicit the nature of what I am looking for now I have a problem I've noticed something on tinder and in real life there is a sort of lot of women that tell themselves they tell everyone that they are a dog mom and or cat mom I'm gonna tell you something right now you are not a fucking dog mom you are not a dog mom you're not a dog parent not a cat parent not a cat mom you never see guys doing this right you never see guys saying unless they're really strange maybe it's a serial killer or like a fucking like one of those like in cells right by the way there's no such thing as an in cell it's just people who can't get laid so look you are simply someone who has a deep-seated anxiety about having children you want kids but you're a fucking coward you're too afraid to have kids because they require responsibility and then this me me me generation we have a lot of people nowadays that wouldn't want to sacrifice um their standard their quality of life to have fucking children and a strong family no no you

want to go out and fucking go rock climbing and shit right which is all fine and dandy but go ahead and kiss that family goodbye you know we have this weird thing where women are partying and fucking destroying their beautiful bodies all the way up until they hit about 30 and then they go into the love market and try to find a husband after they've used up their body and look like shit it doesn't make any sense to me you would think that when you were younger like if you're gonna get married nowadays why don't you start looking at like 25 when you still look decent why do you have to wait till you're all fucked up in raggedy with a fucked up pussy that's been beaten up over and over again why do you got to wait till then to try and get married why can't you get married when your beautiful young healthy you can have good kids no you got to get fucked up and do blow for a couple of years so you can feel like you've experienced life right and then for the last four years but before you have a kid you decide to get yourself a cat into a dog and call yourself a dog mom or a cat mom no you're a fucking pet owner bitch

bitch you're a pet owner hear a fucking pet owner and you're just a coward do too afraid to have kids so listen I just want to get that off my chest I am extremely frustrated about this world listen I'm gonna go back to making random videos like this I'm not gonna I mean I'm just gonna be back making random videos wherever I'm at in my car on the go I don't have the time to make these like really ornate videos and stuff like that so I'm gonna try to get more out there and talk to you guys more because I've been having some stress and not gonna get it off my fucking chest luckily I know I turned 30 but it's still I look fantastic which is great I've been waiting 20 fucking minutes to get parking 20 goddamn minutes in this fucking faggot right in front of me is walking by sat in his car with his brake light on for 10 goddamn minutes and I thought he was leaving he wasn't leaving at all he was just parking there you fuck god damn it he just got in his car turned his light on and I thought he was parking and now I'm stuck in the parking lot got here at 7:30 for 725 it is now 7:45 fuck me well anyways you

guys have a wonderful day it's Michael Anderson your host with the most don't forget to Like and subscribe check out my other videos and go fuck yourself have a wonderful day toodles goodbye